You can't make this stuff up....

[N2NH]

And this is surprising why?

Have i told you the story of the naked guy ordering on foot at the drive through window at Whataburger? Or the naked guy, his bucket, and the neighbors horse? Or the naked cowgirl trying to herd cows?

hmmm... about that last one...

Actually, in NYC I didn't see too many men brandishing their firearms (a few), but to my surprise, I did see a lot of women doing that. I think it's the heat, because Florida was much worse. My friends wife lived in SC and said it's probably as bad there when summer gets hot.

[K9CCH]

hmmm... about that last one...

She was high as a kite and thought the cows were loose. So she hung all her clothes on the fence keeping them in, and decided to run around the pasture, which wasn't her's by the way, "herding" the cows.

And trust me, it was NOT a pretty site when she got back to the jail. I think she left a nipple on the parking lot pavement.

[N2NH]

She was high as a kite and thought the cows were loose. So she hung all her clothes on the fence keeping them in, and decided to run around the pasture, which wasn't her's by the way, "herding" the cows.

And trust me, it was NOT a pretty site when she got back to the jail. I think she left a nipple on the parking lot pavement.

OUCH! That hurt me so bad I could feel it in my ankles. Sounds like Drive-In Material.