You can't make this stuff up....

[K9CCH]

http://www.wthr.com/story/25899840/2...olice-on-chase

guy gets caught wanking it in a wal-mart parking lot.. takes cops on a 3 county police chase....

And this is surprising why?

Have i told you the story of the naked guy ordering on foot at the drive through window at Whataburger? Or the naked guy, his bucket, and the neighbors horse? Or the naked cowgirl trying to herd cows?