Oh yes, that's right, I forgot.
They tell me that memory's the second thing to go, but I forget what the first one is... [cue: rimshot]
Anyway, to get back on topic and skip the Henny Youngman jokebooks... if I go somewhere with my daughter, people are starting to think that Little Miss Field day is my grand-daughter.
How much is Grecian Formula again?
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders