Took the XYL's car in for a wash this morning and was given the senior discount without asking for it.
Took the XYL's car in for a wash this morning and was given the senior discount without asking for it.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
how about when everything hurts, but what dont hurt dont even work
I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!
you both sound over the hill.
The hill is so far back of me I can't even see it anymore. ;)
I forgot where the hill is.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Ouch. I'm still offended when the bartender doesn't ask for my ID..Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
"Pfft, surely I look 20 at the age of 30! How dare you not think I'm underage!"
When it takes longer to cut the hair on your back than the hair on your head; or longer to shave the hair in your ears than the hair on you face.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
Isn't that the hill that had the school on it? Barefoot, through 12 feet of snow, every day, both ways?
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Nah, that was the ham test sessions. There was only six feet of snow to fight through on the seven miles to school (and, of course, seven miles home).
Oh yes, that's right, I forgot.
They tell me that memory's the second thing to go, but I forget what the first one is... [cue: rimshot]
Anyway, to get back on topic and skip the Henny Youngman jokebooks... if I go somewhere with my daughter, people are starting to think that Little Miss Field day is my grand-daughter.
How much is Grecian Formula again?
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
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