I farted

[KG4CGC]

You haven't been eating Top Ramen again, have you?

Wouldn't touch the stuff unless all other choices were exhausted and it was life or death. Fried glutenous goo of questionable ingredients and fear of becoming an obsessed collector with a penchant to tell ridiculous tales and turning my wife chaste keeps me distanced from the mysterious concoction.

I should thank the man I remotely refer to for helping come to such a decision.