and now my nutz itch ...
and now my nutz itch ...
My nuts itched first, and then I farted.
These are confusing times.
"In the field of opportunity, it's plowing time again."
N.Young
New wives tale.
If your nutz itch...somebody's probably talkin' shit behind your back.
"Bacon, Beans and Limousines"
"Actually, it's a Democratic Republic; Democratic comes first".
Please don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is obviously me, But my attitude depends largely upon you.
Was there a Bic involved?Originally Posted by KG4CGC
When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence. — GARY LLOYD
The nation we live in is the nation we have built by design, each successive generation raising the wall of tyranny a little higher. - Chris Griffin
Stop eating fiberglass.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Yeah...switch to Rosarita refrieds!
Yeah...I'm a furry...Deal with it!
I should probably soak them.
Hope you mean from the inside. The other way would be a waste of [what I hope is] fine scotch!I should probably soak them.
Profound, existential question of the day....
What is so f'ing funny about farts? I can't help but laugh at farts or fart jokes. Yet, farting is no more inherently funny as an eye blink or sneeze. Cuz they smell? Shit smells worse but it's not nearly as funny as a fart.
The other question is, how do you divide a fart into 12 parts? :chin:
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
The same way Arnold Schoenberg did. :)
You haven't been eating Top Ramen again, have you?
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
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