Ummm.....ok.....Originally Posted by K7SGJ
It was Jack Daniels. Gentlemen Jack actually. Now you know why I had to confess.
I am out of rum and was too lazy to walk to the liquor store (2 blocks away).
Ummm.....ok.....
It was Jack Daniels. Gentlemen Jack actually. Now you know why I had to confess.
I am out of rum and was too lazy to walk to the liquor store (2 blocks away).
"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it." - George Orwell
Mixing Jack, especially Gentleman Jack, with anything except maybe ice is bad enough. But with Diet anything? [Serenity Now!] That's extreme anti-social behaviour. Your penance is straight shots of Jack til you see the error of your ways and you're back on the straight and narrow! Barkeep, see that this man is properly supplied with the necessary quantity of Old No. 7 Brand!
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
Let's drink this.
And use this for mixing:
Or removing varnish. It's not something you'd want to drink straight up.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Now That! Is something to mix with diet Fanta orange LOLOLOL!And use this for mixing:
Or removing varnish. It's not something you'd want to drink straight up.
Sorry, but...
You sir are on double secret probation.
(However, I'm open to bribery. When you work me on 160 I'll see about having that lifted)
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
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Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
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