No, but my ex-father-in-law never grew corn.Originally Posted by KG4CGC
He did have some nice hay fields, but the now-ex always chickened out. Which made me wonder why she would suggest it in the first place.
BTW, if you ever plan to have sex on the beach (assuming that you don't already know this, of course) bring a blanket. Otherwise sand gets into everywhere and everything, and I do mean everywhere and everything. It's a real headache to rinse it ALL out...
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BAN THE DH!
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Why don't women like to drink beer on the beach???
Because they get sand in their Schlitz!
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