As I was flying back into Atlanta, I was looking out the window and saw a very strange sight. It was a corn field that was sculpted into a maze. The maze had a theme. They are being very tight lipped about the creation, so will I. Check this place out. They do something different each year.
Southern Belle Farms
Check back with them to see how the field turned out. All I can say is DAYUMM.....
Check out their previous year mazes too.
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
Ever have sex in a corn field?
Nope. Sounds like it involves corn. I'd prefer corn oil...Originally Posted by KG4CGC
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
The corn does ... watch. Imagine all the corn you've eaten in your life that's seen sex.
You mean heard sex. Corn comes in ears, not eyes.
and that's why they call me, "the set up guy."
De-tasslers get even by removing the corn's naughty parts.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
No, but my ex-father-in-law never grew corn.
He did have some nice hay fields, but the now-ex always chickened out. Which made me wonder why she would suggest it in the first place.
BTW, if you ever plan to have sex on the beach (assuming that you don't already know this, of course) bring a blanket. Otherwise sand gets into everywhere and everything, and I do mean everywhere and everything. It's a real headache to rinse it ALL out...
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Why don't women like to drink beer on the beach???
Because they get sand in their Schlitz!
Scott - NØIU
President - National Sarcasm Society
"Like we need your support!"
Isn't that where children of the corn come from?
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