And now, dear friends, it is time once again for the annual telling of the Jack Bogut Memorial Joke.
"Will the Pirates be selling bottled beer at PNC Park this year?"
"Yes! Because...
THE PIRATES DIDN'T LOSE THE OPENER!!!!!"
And now, dear friends, it is time once again for the annual telling of the Jack Bogut Memorial Joke.
"Will the Pirates be selling bottled beer at PNC Park this year?"
"Yes! Because...
THE PIRATES DIDN'T LOSE THE OPENER!!!!!"
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
The Padres lost their opener — in Korea, where they’re never gonna find it. They did beat the Giants today, though, so they’re 2-1 for 2024.Originally Posted by W3WN
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
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