Yes, treasure hunting. There are billions of dollars of lost jewelry, coins, and other valuables out there just begging to be found. Plus, you can find collectibles and relics lost to mankind for eons. Yes, you could hit it big time with the proper treasure hunting techniques and equipment. Come to the Finders of Undiscovered Collectibles and Keepsakes University. Yes, FUCKU can start you on your way to a new and lucrative career with a minimum of investment. We at FUCKU will train you on the proper techniques of finding areas that will be most productive, how to scoop up your finds, how to identify valuable keepers, and of course how to identify the worthless shit. But most of all, we will teach you the proper sweeping motion of the detector which will provide maximum results. You need not bring anything to our university. While we don't have detectors for classroom and field use, we do have weed whackers and 5 beautiful acres of over grown weeds. Yes, the technique for sweeping for jewels and other treasure is identical to the action of weed whacking. Plus, shed those extra pounds you gained over the winter just sitting around watching reruns of Honey Boo Boo.
Located in the beautiful Sonoran Desert where teperatures reach a balmy 122 degrees in the shade, you will learn everything required to cash in on the misfortune of others, much like we do to our students at FUCKU. We are currently offering open enrollment for this one week class (two weeks if enrollment is low, or the weeds get any taller). Don't wait any longer. Learn to treasure hunt. Make extra money on the side to buy radios, or other useless shit. I upped my income, up yours. Remember our motto "You've tried the rest, Now try the best, FUCKU" Mention this ad and receive an extra 10% charge.
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