Dumbasses ought to foot the bill for that.
Dumbasses ought to foot the bill for that.
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
^^^^^ Absolutely !!Originally Posted by N8YX
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
I think people are losing the idea of April Fool's Day...
She thinks it'll be a hoot to scare her boyfriend by telling him she's pregnant then gets pissed and stabs him - with a knife he gave her.
And yes there's a pic of the injury with stitches. He should've given her lawn furniture.An Oklahoma teen who thought it would be funny to fool her boyfriend into believing she was pregnant suddenly got serious halfway into her own April 1st prank and ditched the gag in favor of stabbing him in the neck instead.
Authorities in Wagoner County say Tori Wheeler, 18, started off by telling her beau Derek Bauer that she was with child, and followed that up by brandishing a knife in his direction and threatening him with physical harm.
Wheeler later insisted to deputies that it was all a lark up until the point that Bauer became angry and threatened to call the cops.
A fight ensued, during which Wheeler allegedly stabbed Bauer in the neck (with a knife he gave her as a gift) and bit him several times.
Wheeler was subsequently arrested on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon.
Teen Pretends to Be Pregnant for April Fools Joke, Ends Up Stabbing Boyfriend in the Neck for Real.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
She is borderline hot, even with the crazy eyes. Bet she is single now too...
Any takers?
Give a man a fish, and he will eat it. Teach a man to fish and he will spend lots of money on tackle...
Friends don't let friends stick it in the crazy.She is borderline hot, even with the crazy eyes. Bet she is single now too...
Any takers?
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
Borderline being the keyword here.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
She's borderline something all right.She is borderline hot, even with the crazy eyes. Bet she is single now too...
Any takers?
But "hot"? Nah. At least, not until they strap her into the chair and fry her sorry ass.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
She is borderline hot, even with the crazy eyes. Bet she is single now too...
Any takers?
The eyes were a dead give-away, I wouldn't put her in my car if she was a Hitchhiker!
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