dude wants to go to the fed pen...

[N8YX]

When I first read that I thought you said self penetration.

Know where your mind's at today...

[N2CHX]

Know where your mind's at today...

Just today?

[KC2UGV]

He probably was a Tramp living on the street

In Prison, he gets 3 healthy CLEAN meals a day

Really? You ever seen a prison loaf?

Nice warm or air condx place to sleep

They don't turn the heat on in NYS prisons until next month. And, there is no AC.

Comfortable place to go POO POO or WEE WEE

Um, no. Unless you like staring at 30 guys shitting with you, with 3 armed people watching.

Plenty of potential BOYFRIENDS AND LOVING (if he is oriented that way)

If you consider rape to be funny, or a joke, you're a sick fuck.

Clean clothes

From the people I've spoken with, they have access to a washing machine once every two weeks.

Internet, computers,

Some places. Mostly minimum security. At $4/hour.

books,

Yes, lots of those. If you have library privileges.

Big Screen TV

You consider 13" big?

So life will be GOOD in Jail, as compared to living on the sidewalk

Um, no. I suggest you actually talk to someone in prison before running your mouth off. Better to be silent, and people think you are an idiot, than open your mouth and prove it.

[n2ize]

. Better to be silent, and people think you are an idiot, than open your mouth and prove it.

^^^ + 100000000000000000000000. That is both sig line material and philosophical quotation material !!