I couldn't face the prospect of another one at this point. Word of advice for you aspiring dads, when the blessed day arrives...do not look your wife in the cooter...you know what they say about not being able to unsee a thing...
I couldn't face the prospect of another one at this point. Word of advice for you aspiring dads, when the blessed day arrives...do not look your wife in the cooter...you know what they say about not being able to unsee a thing...
I am surprised at such a sudden deterioration in a woman whose only ailment was a lazy anus.
I had the camera in the delivery room with me.Originally Posted by KC9ECI
That's one picture I KNEW beforehand I dare not take!
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
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Ive seen three children delivered so far. Not really a fan of even being in the room butttttttt what can you do? Each of them took less than 10 mins each so no big deal. Eventually you forget about it.
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