I'm not an illegal alien, drunkard/Druggie or certifiable......
Are you sure about that last one?
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Honorary Old Fart
Dirty Old Mans club Junior Auxillary
(Dirty Old Man in waiting)
Get off My Lawn.
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