Dude! We could start with two or three of them and rent them out by the hour! Look what this place does! NSFW link. http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/
Woah! I think we should start with one based on a movie star and the second model on Secretariat...
It would definitely have the horses.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words." --Philip K. Dick