All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
The last time the Pirates had a winning season, my stepson wasn't a teenager yet, and he'll be 30 in 2011. My daughter has never seen anything but futility; the closest was the "Phreak Show" year that they ALMOST won the division, but finished second -- with a losing record, of course -- and she doesn't remember it at all, since she was all of 3 at the time.
At least I grew up a Yankee fan, but I dare not mention that in the house, not being married to a Pirate fanatic...
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders