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    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    When we're slummin'... we'll mix our Jim Beam with Diet Coke instead of a reg coke. Not so sweet when you're in for the long haul.

    Never cared for Jack Daniel's, but, the bottle makes a great weapon.
    I've heard from bartenders that the Galliano bottle is the best for that purpose.



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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
    "Fond of things Italiano? Try Galliano!"
    And the funny thing about that jingle is that the stuff is made in France. You can even see that on the photo you used.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
    I've heard from bartenders that the Galliano bottle is the best for that purpose.


    "Fond of things Italiano? Try Galliano!"

    Anyone for a Harvey Wallbanger?
    A friend and former roommate of mine had a knack for getting swung at with various glass bottles. I've seen him get nailed pretty hard with both bud bar bottles and later a Jack Daniel's bottle.
    The bud bottle broke on impact and made a bloody mess. The Jack bottle stayed intact and made a bloody mess.
    The lesson learned from these observations is that the Jack bottle left him motionless just long enough for his ass to get tossed out the door with much less drama.

    I see what you mean about the Galliano glass. Looks like a baseball bat with a screw top.

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    Bottles for weapons....

    I was in a bar one night where I was a regular, and the two bartenders were very hot ladies named Dawn and Monique. At one point a (drunk) patron approched Monique and very belligerantly argued that he'd only had 6 drinks, not the 7 she claimed. She grabbed a bottle and slammed it down on the bar in a gesture that said she really meant business and went on to inform the drunk that "I'm sober and you're not." He eventually paid up. But the way she grabbed the bottle and held it was outta here sexy!!!!

    Pity the place got sold and both she and Dawn (and a hot waitress) got canned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
    Bottles for weapons....

    I was in a bar one night where I was a regular, and the two bartenders were very hot ladies named Dawn and Monique. At one point a (drunk) patron approched Monique and very belligerantly argued that he'd only had 6 drinks, not the 7 she claimed. She grabbed a bottle and slammed it down on the bar in a gesture that said she really meant business and went on to inform the drunk that "I'm sober and you're not." He eventually paid up. But the way she grabbed the bottle and held it was outta here sexy!!!!

    Pity the place got sold and both she and Dawn (and a hot waitress) got canned.
    It's a shame that Monique wasn't drunk. She was missing out on sonmmething beautiful
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    Quote Originally Posted by n2ize View Post
    It's a shame that Monique wasn't drunk. She was missing out on sonmmething beautiful
    Oh....I'm sure that later on she was shit-faced. Could have also been "using and expression."
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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
    Bottles for weapons....

    I was in a bar one night where I was a regular, and the two bartenders were very hot ladies named Dawn and Monique. At one point a (drunk) patron approched Monique and very belligerantly argued that he'd only had 6 drinks, not the 7 she claimed. She grabbed a bottle and slammed it down on the bar in a gesture that said she really meant business and went on to inform the drunk that "I'm sober and you're not." He eventually paid up. But the way she grabbed the bottle and held it was outta here sexy!!!!

    Pity the place got sold and both she and Dawn (and a hot waitress) got canned.
    There was this bar downtown where you could get anything you want. Booze, dope, weed, you name it. And plenty of money rolling on the pool table. I remember rolling out of the place at 4:00 am and sleeping on the street, totally wasted. Sadly the place is long gone. then there were the ... late night places.... that ran till the sun came up and beyond.
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