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    Quote Originally Posted by N2KKM View Post
    My only thought here is "why?"
    who me?
    Guess I'm just old fashioned in some areas. If you want to hump around, be single.
    I also have a problem sharing someone with another man in a right now time frame even if it is her old man...it's just YUCK!


    ...anyway, in reply to her I said "I don't want to get shot", it seemed to take her by surprise, and she was perfectly behaved and civil from that point on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kc7jty View Post
    who me?
    Guess I'm just old fashioned in some areas. If you want to hump around, be single.
    I also have a problem sharing someone with another man in a right now time frame even if it is her old man...it's just YUCK!


    ...anyway, in reply to her I said "I don't want to get shot", it seemed to take her by surprise, and she was perfectly behaved and civil from that point on.
    No not you. I mean Rudy. I'm thinking "This woman carries her stirring spoon in a dirty purse, gets in fights on the front lawn, husbands in prison, sounds like a real life, walking episode of Jerry Springer. WTF?" She must be really freaking good in bed is all I'm saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N2KKM View Post
    No not you. I mean Rudy. I'm thinking "This woman carries her stirring spoon in a dirty purse, gets in fights on the front lawn, husbands in prison, sounds like a real life, walking episode of Jerry Springer. WTF?" She must be really freaking good in bed is all I'm saying.
    I think if we just substitute the words to "America The Beautiful" with this storyline...we may actually have our country song after all. Who needs a train and a dog anyway?

    ...and leave the 'O beautiful Halcyon' part in there. At ten times the strength of Valium, it might come in very handy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    OK, I'm through being a total smardass today. promise.
    No, you're not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N2KKM View Post
    No not you. I mean Rudy. I'm thinking "This woman carries her stirring spoon in a dirty purse, gets in fights on the front lawn, husbands in prison, sounds like a real life, walking episode of Jerry Springer. WTF?" She must be really freaking good in bed is all I'm saying.
    Better have a trick hip and be able to suck a golf ball through 30 feet of garden hose. ;) :rofl:
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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ3N View Post
    Better [...] be able to suck a golf ball through 30 feet of garden hose. ;) :rofl:
    Or suck-start a Harley, or suck the chrome off a trailer hitch...
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Or suck-start a Harley, or suck the chrome off a trailer hitch...
    I knew a Jewish girl like that....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv
    OK, I'm through being a total smardass today. promise.
    Quote Originally Posted by kf0rt View Post
    No, you're not.
    Well, I am giving it some thought.
    (best read in your John Cleese voice)

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    I am trying to figure out where the wooden spoon fits into the sexual dealings?
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