Female in the kitchen.

[W7XF]

Almost--he has to throw a train wreck in there somewhere, too.

Fixed!

[AA0CX]

Make sure when you talk to your wife/significant other about her cooking you're away from potentially dangerous objects/kitchen implements. It COULD prove hazardous to your well-being, depending on her temperament. For example, my ex-wife attacked her previous husband with a Mixmaster when he said "why can't you make your mashed potatoes like my mom does?"

[N2CHX]

Make sure when you talk to your wife/significant other about her cooking you're away from potentially dangerous objects/kitchen implements. It COULD prove hazardous to your well-being, depending on her temperament. For example, my ex-wife attacked her previous husband with a Mixmaster when he said "why can't you make your mashed potatoes like my mom does?"

Mine knows better than to ask me that now. If I'm asked to make something that Mom used to make, my response is "Mom is five miles North. I suggest you start heading North."

[KJ3N]

Mine knows better than to ask me that now. If I'm asked to make something that Mom used to make, my response is "Mom is five miles North. I suggest you start heading North."

:rofl: :rofl:

Since I generally do the cooking, that's not much of a problem here.

[al2n]

:rofl: :rofl:

Since I generally do the cooking, that's not much of a problem here.

Same here.

[ad4mg]

Rudy, I can't remember laughing so hard at one of your posts. I shouldn't get such enjoyment out of your misfortune, but it amuses me to see a big, tough construction worker brought down by a pair of women.

It's also good to see you enjoying teh sex like the rest of us.

Be careful, my friend! Sleep lightly.

[kc7jty]

Can the mother cook & keep the house tidy?
A friend who passed away's mother is now living with the friend's wife. She moved in after he passed away. She's worth her weight in gold. Does all the cooking and house work and wouldn't have it any other way. Hispanic (old school).

[KA5PIU]

Can the mother cook & keep the house tidy?
A friend who passed away's mother is now living with the friend's wife. She moved in after he passed away. She's worth her weight in gold. Does all the cooking and house work and wouldn't have it any other way. Hispanic (old school).

Hello.

This woman can not cook, mother or daughter.
Clean? not a chance, I am an immaculate bachelor in comparison and I consider myself to be a slob, a well dressed slob, but a slob.
I know some of the very top socialites and am ultra friendly, I try my best to get along with everyone.
I make a cameo appearance on local TV at least 5 times a year by making all the public functions I can.
In fact I was on TV just this morning, the Democrat labor day meeting for Bexar county, sponsored by the San Antonio firefighters.
I hold a CDL, so guess who was driving an antique fire truck?
I drive a tractor that pulls the float in the Battle of flowers parade, but not just any float, The float.
That is why they want me, I am very popular.
I sing in Spanish at the homecoming of the queen both in Mexico City and in Houston Texas every year and am very popular in the Latino community, have been for years.
This makes me popular with the ladies, but sometimes I have a little trouble, this is one of the times.

[kc7jty]

I lived in El Paso for 3 years, the Hispanic women there were very friendly and plentiful. This one gal I worked with got rather put off I wouldn't BE with her because she was married. Her words were "So what?"

[AA0CX]

I lived in El Paso for 3 years, the Hispanic women there were very friendly and plentiful. This one gal I worked with got rather put off I wouldn't BE with her because she was married. Her words were "So what?"

I knew some like that near the Puget Sound Naval Shipyard years ago. Weren't Hispanic, though.