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    Hello.

    As a kid even, I avoided chimneys, the things are filthy!
    What she should have done was observe him entering and leaving, making a note of what doors there were and what he would use.
    At the right time I would both call and ring the doorbell, at the same time, and I would want him to know that this was me.
    With a very cheap tape recorder I would play back my voice calling him, leaving this somewhere near the door.
    If this house has an intercom system, so much the better, camera, excellent!
    Remember that the whole point of a cheap recording is that this is clear as to what it is.
    On my car stereo I will have a quality recording of me calling, something that sounds natural, parked near the other door with perhaps a minute delay from the first event, the goal is to present another front to the man.
    Now if he wants to leave it will be by his preferred back door, be that a patio door or what.
    But his common goal will to be to get to his automobile, that is where I would meet.
    Even if people keep a dozen vehicles they will normally be at some common location, close to the house and shielded from the rain if possible.
    Remember that the whole goal is to not trespass so it must be very carefully handled.
    If the police show up, no problem, you are on or near the street, go to the front door and take your recorder.
    Since it would take at least 3 minutes for the police to arrive normally you would be finished anyway, just standing there waiting with recorder in pocket and CD finished.

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    Anyone find a little humor in one of the sources cited in the article named "Moodie"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KA5PIU View Post
    Hello.

    As a kid even, I avoided chimneys, the things are filthy!
    What she should have done was observe him entering and leaving, making a note of what doors there were and what he would use.
    At the right time I would both call and ring the doorbell, at the same time, and I would want him to know that this was me.
    With a very cheap tape recorder I would play back my voice calling him, leaving this somewhere near the door.
    If this house has an intercom system, so much the better, camera, excellent!
    Remember that the whole point of a cheap recording is that this is clear as to what it is.
    On my car stereo I will have a quality recording of me calling, something that sounds natural, parked near the other door with perhaps a minute delay from the first event, the goal is to present another front to the man.
    Now if he wants to leave it will be by his preferred back door, be that a patio door or what.
    But his common goal will to be to get to his automobile, that is where I would meet.
    Even if people keep a dozen vehicles they will normally be at some common location, close to the house and shielded from the rain if possible.
    Remember that the whole goal is to not trespass so it must be very carefully handled.
    If the police show up, no problem, you are on or near the street, go to the front door and take your recorder.
    Since it would take at least 3 minutes for the police to arrive normally you would be finished anyway, just standing there waiting with recorder in pocket and CD finished.

    You are entirely too good at this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kf6rdn View Post
    You are entirely too good at this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KA5PIU View Post
    Hello.

    As a kid even, I avoided chimneys, the things are filthy!
    What she should have done was observe him entering and leaving, making a note of what doors there were and what he would use.
    At the right time I would both call and ring the doorbell, at the same time, and I would want him to know that this was me.
    With a very cheap tape recorder I would play back my voice calling him, leaving this somewhere near the door.
    If this house has an intercom system, so much the better, camera, excellent!
    Remember that the whole point of a cheap recording is that this is clear as to what it is.
    On my car stereo I will have a quality recording of me calling, something that sounds natural, parked near the other door with perhaps a minute delay from the first event, the goal is to present another front to the man.
    Now if he wants to leave it will be by his preferred back door, be that a patio door or what.
    But his common goal will to be to get to his automobile, that is where I would meet.
    Even if people keep a dozen vehicles they will normally be at some common location, close to the house and shielded from the rain if possible.
    Remember that the whole goal is to not trespass so it must be very carefully handled.
    If the police show up, no problem, you are on or near the street, go to the front door and take your recorder.
    Since it would take at least 3 minutes for the police to arrive normally you would be finished anyway, just standing there waiting with recorder in pocket and CD finished.
    Quote Originally Posted by kf6rdn View Post
    You are entirely too good at this.


    Stalk anyone lately?

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