Quote Originally Posted by W4RLR View Post
Maybe a bunny will come hopping by in a few minutes with a pancake on his head. Or you could go to IHOP and see my favorite waitress, a one-legged Japanese woman named Irene. She'll bring you a stack.

The management there believes in hiring the handicapped, as they are fun to watch.
You sure her name isn't Ilene?

Sorry...