A tenor.
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A tenor.
I was thinking a he'd be a great juggler.
Now in the case of a contralto or falsetto...
Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove!
rimshot!
badum dum!
"I just love a man with six discs." Sony advertizement.
Two old women were sitting around discussing the male species
One of them says, What do you call a man that runs around on his wife?
The other one says, I would call him a fornicator
What do you call a man that stays out all night drinking and getting into trouble?
I would call him a no good bum
What would you call a man that makes sweet love for hours on end?
When I catch my breath, I call him honey
The home team bat boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by kc7jty
One of his duties is to give new baseballs to the umpire when the ump needs more.
Lucky?
Speaking of umpires and baseballs, all new major league balls are rubbed with mud. So why then when a ball goes in the dirt does the ump toss the pitcher a new mud covered ball? FYI, that mud comes from an undisclosed swamp deep in the heart of Jersey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvN-NUtspA
True story. Sweet gig too. Exclusivity beyond an oil baron's dream.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb2vxa
The Waddler. Think about how he's gonna walk...Quote:
What do you call a guy with 10 balls?
What's so special about that mud? (That they rub on baseballs)
Looking through a glass onion; here's another clue for you all, the walrus is Paul.
My tires were slashed and I almost crashed but the Lord had mercy
My machine she's a dud out stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Jersey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLxgkTYWE6U
Oh foo, yer lookin' fer sumpin serious now aren't you?
http://baseballrubbingmud.com/
Nah, too high a register.Quote:
Originally Posted by kc7jty
With that kind of tackle he'd be nothing less than a basso profundo.
A bad golfer with deep pockets.
But if he tries to run, he would most likely be a bawler.Quote:
Originally Posted by N2NH