A tenor.
A tenor.
I was thinking a he'd be a great juggler.
Now in the case of a contralto or falsetto...
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove!
rimshot!
badum dum!
"I just love a man with six discs." Sony advertizement.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
73 de Warren KB2VXA
Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.
Two old women were sitting around discussing the male species
One of them says, What do you call a man that runs around on his wife?
The other one says, I would call him a fornicator
What do you call a man that stays out all night drinking and getting into trouble?
I would call him a no good bum
What would you call a man that makes sweet love for hours on end?
When I catch my breath, I call him honey
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
The home team bat boy.Originally Posted by kc7jty
One of his duties is to give new baseballs to the umpire when the ump needs more.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC
Cutch 300!!!!!
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
Lucky?
Speaking of umpires and baseballs, all new major league balls are rubbed with mud. So why then when a ball goes in the dirt does the ump toss the pitcher a new mud covered ball? FYI, that mud comes from an undisclosed swamp deep in the heart of Jersey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvN-NUtspA
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
73 de Warren KB2VXA
Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.
True story. Sweet gig too. Exclusivity beyond an oil baron's dream.
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