Trust me, you don't want to know. This is Rudy we're talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
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Trust me, you don't want to know. This is Rudy we're talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
Ditto.Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ3N
Don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.
If she's that bad a cook, and that lousy a housekeeper, and that careless with what her purse comes into contact with... well, how can I put this politely (or at least at an acceptable level for the forum)... but personally, I don't care how good she is in bed. I'd be more concerned with, ah, catching something that penicillin and it's stronger cousins couldn't knock out.
Or to put it another way, her lack of concern over cleanliness of her personal items may be an indication of a lack of concern over her hygiene and so forth.
15 minutes of ecstasy (now if I was a real smartasss, I'd say something like "although in your case, more like 2 minutes" but I won't do that to you) is not worth a lifetime of medical difficulties.
Where were you when I was single?Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ3N
If I'd known a Jewish girl like that, my sister might actually be talking to me today.
Hmmm. On second thought...
Hello.
It was the daughter that I was interested, next thing I know her mother shows up.
This pair wanted to talk to me, and takes a cab, with no money to pay for it.
I am gone when they show up, so they bail, take a bus back.
I return to find the cabbie all upset that am not ready to pay, pay for what?!
He has dispatch call the police, again.
They come out and explain that it is not my problem.
Protection?! I have given up!
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Uh huh. Sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by KA5PIU
Rudy, you've got to start hanging out at a better class of bars, or whatever establishment you're using to pickup girls.
Especially if their mother shows up too. Unless you want to start writing for Literotica.
Fixed!Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO