Remember that nut cake woman astronaut?

http://www.aolnews.com/nation/articl..._lnk3%7C167723

Eww....un-attended death and decomp...in your fireplace...bleh!

Unless she was wearing a diaper while in commission of the act, she was not crazy.

Decomp butt leakage....DOUBLE BLEH and a HURK too

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#!/photo.php?pid=6750&id=100001078267212&ref=fbx_albu m

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Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said.

While she was trying to break in, the man she was pursuing escaped unnoticed from another exit "to avoid a confrontation"

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Anyone remember "Play Misty For Me?"

It's enough to make one wonder why anyone even bothers writing fiction. Nothing made up can be as weird as real life.

Hello.

As a kid even, I avoided chimneys, the things are filthy!
What she should have done was observe him entering and leaving, making a note of what doors there were and what he would use.
At the right time I would both call and ring the doorbell, at the same time, and I would want him to know that this was me.
With a very cheap tape recorder I would play back my voice calling him, leaving this somewhere near the door.
If this house has an intercom system, so much the better, camera, excellent!
Remember that the whole point of a cheap recording is that this is clear as to what it is.
On my car stereo I will have a quality recording of me calling, something that sounds natural, parked near the other door with perhaps a minute delay from the first event, the goal is to present another front to the man.
Now if he wants to leave it will be by his preferred back door, be that a patio door or what.
But his common goal will to be to get to his automobile, that is where I would meet.
Even if people keep a dozen vehicles they will normally be at some common location, close to the house and shielded from the rain if possible.
Remember that the whole goal is to not trespass so it must be very carefully handled.
If the police show up, no problem, you are on or near the street, go to the front door and take your recorder.
Since it would take at least 3 minutes for the police to arrive normally you would be finished anyway, just standing there waiting with recorder in pocket and CD finished.

Anyone find a little humor in one of the sources cited in the article named "Moodie"?

Only Santa can successfully get up and down chimneys.

Medical school entrance exams clearly did not catch THAT form of Teh Crazy... :roll:

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Originally Posted by KA5PIU

Hello.

As a kid even, I avoided chimneys, the things are filthy!
What she should have done was observe him entering and leaving, making a note of what doors there were and what he would use.
At the right time I would both call and ring the doorbell, at the same time, and I would want him to know that this was me.
With a very cheap tape recorder I would play back my voice calling him, leaving this somewhere near the door.
If this house has an intercom system, so much the better, camera, excellent!
Remember that the whole point of a cheap recording is that this is clear as to what it is.
On my car stereo I will have a quality recording of me calling, something that sounds natural, parked near the other door with perhaps a minute delay from the first event, the goal is to present another front to the man.
Now if he wants to leave it will be by his preferred back door, be that a patio door or what.
But his common goal will to be to get to his automobile, that is where I would meet.
Even if people keep a dozen vehicles they will normally be at some common location, close to the house and shielded from the rain if possible.
Remember that the whole goal is to not trespass so it must be very carefully handled.
If the police show up, no problem, you are on or near the street, go to the front door and take your recorder.
Since it would take at least 3 minutes for the police to arrive normally you would be finished anyway, just standing there waiting with recorder in pocket and CD finished.

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You are entirely too good at this.


Stalk anyone lately?

:-D