From the "What could possibly go wrong?" department...

[N8YX]

Not quite 'Best of CL' material but lulzy potential nonetheless:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/3184038391.html

[KB3LAZ]

Not quite 'Best of CL' material but lulzy potential nonetheless:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/3184038391.html

Hum. 1600$ a month. Is that an expensive hooker or a cheap girlfriend?

[NA4BH]

They're lining up for that one. Wonder what her picture looks like?

[K7SGJ]

She forgot long walks on the beach, and World Peace.

[W3WN]

Hum. 1600$ a month. Is that an expensive hooker or a cheap girlfriend?With the notable exception that one is illegal and one isn't... what's the difference?

BTW, $1600 a month is about $53.33 a day (30 day month), so I wouldn't exactly call her an expensive hooker.

[KB3LAZ]

With the notable exception that one is illegal and one isn't... what's the difference?

BTW, $1600 a month is about $53.33 a day (30 day month), so I wouldn't exactly call her an expensive hooker.

That is only the case if she puts out everyday of the week.

[kf0rt]

Wonder if she can cook.

[K7SGJ]

Wonder if she can cook.


Oh, I'm sure of it. In fact, in another unlinkable article, her last John keep screaming. OH OH, OH,, NOW YOU'RE COOKIN.

[W3WN]

That is only the case if she puts out everyday of the week.It averages out.

[W5GA]

Wonder if she can cook.
If she puts out, who cares?

[KG4CGC]

Wonder if she can cook.

I wonder if she has a boat and motor.

[ka4dpo]

Yeah I want to see a picture of the boat and motor. I wonder if she can clean fish?

[kf0rt]

If she puts out, who cares?

What was that old line?

"I don't pay her for sex. I pay her to leave when it's over." Forget who said that.

OTOH, I once had a boss who said, "If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it." His death was kind of an ugly story, but he lived large.

[KJ3N]

If she puts out, who cares?

And I thought *I* had low standards....

[N8YX]

And I thought *I* had low standards....

What's Ron, 'WN's sig line again? ;)

[W5GA]

And I thought *I* had low standards....
They're a specialty of mine.

[W1GUH]

What was that old line?

"I don't pay her for sex. I pay her to leave when it's over." Forget who said that.

OTOH, I once had a boss who said, "If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it." His death was kind of an ugly story, but he lived large.

Bought it when he was joining the mile high club in a seaplane?


""I don't pay her for sex. I pay her to leave when it's over."

:clap::cheers:

[W1GUH]

With the notable exception that one is illegal and one isn't... what's the difference?

BTW, $1600 a month is about $53.33 a day (30 day month), so I wouldn't exactly call her an expensive hooker.

Ya don't have to go home with the hooker.

[WØTKX]

Ahh, she's a Romney Girl!

[W3WN]

What's Ron, 'WN's sig line again? ;)Yeah. About that.

Odd thing happened last night. The boss & I went to get our hair trims. Now, the stylist who's done our hair the last few years works part-time in a salon, part-time at home. She & the boss are friends, so we now go to her home... costs us a little less, and she keeps it all.

Woman's had a tough life. A divorce, a fiance who died of cancer, a daughter with her own romantic troubles, and I don't even want to go into her forays into online dating, except to say that at least she never gave any of them money.

So as we're leaving last night, she gives each of us a hug, as usual. And I feel both hands, one down the front, one down the back. No, the boss wasn't looking at the time. Thank goodness. But I know when I've been felt up...

I was too shocked to say a word. Suffice to say that I'll be a little more careful the next time...

[WØTKX]

When I was a young man... Two at once, fantasy fulfilled, but... Never mind, that didn't end well either.

Back when I had a LOT of hair, I was a "haircut model" and got passed/shared around a bit. :oops:

[W1GUH]

Yeah. About that.

Odd thing happened last night. The boss & I went to get our hair trims. Now, the stylist who's done our hair the last few years works part-time in a salon, part-time at home. She & the boss are friends, so we now go to her home... costs us a little less, and she keeps it all.

Woman's had a tough life. A divorce, a fiance who died of cancer, a daughter with her own romantic troubles, and I don't even want to go into her forays into online dating, except to say that at least she never gave any of them money.

So as we're leaving last night, she gives each of us a hug, as usual. And I feel both hands, one down the front, one down the back. No, the boss wasn't looking at the time. Thank goodness. But I know when I've been felt up...

I was too shocked to say a word. Suffice to say that I'll be a little more careful the next time...

You sexy guy, you....wimmen just can't keep their hands to themselves in your presence, huh?

[ka4dpo]

Yeah. About that.

Odd thing happened last night. The boss & I went to get our hair trims. Now, the stylist who's done our hair the last few years works part-time in a salon, part-time at home. She & the boss are friends, so we now go to her home... costs us a little less, and she keeps it all.

Woman's had a tough life. A divorce, a fiance who died of cancer, a daughter with her own romantic troubles, and I don't even want to go into her forays into online dating, except to say that at least she never gave any of them money.

So as we're leaving last night, she gives each of us a hug, as usual. And I feel both hands, one down the front, one down the back. No, the boss wasn't looking at the time. Thank goodness. But I know when I've been felt up...

I was too shocked to say a word. Suffice to say that I'll be a little more careful the next time...

Boy no shit Ron make sure you have lots more time next time.:yes::hyper: