Not quite 'Best of CL' material but lulzy potential nonetheless:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/3184038391.html
Not quite 'Best of CL' material but lulzy potential nonetheless:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/3184038391.html
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
Hum. 1600$ a month. Is that an expensive hooker or a cheap girlfriend?Originally Posted by N8YX
"A night sky full of cries. Hearts filled with lies. The contract: is it worth the price?"
They're lining up for that one. Wonder what her picture looks like?
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
She forgot long walks on the beach, and World Peace.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
With the notable exception that one is illegal and one isn't... what's the difference?
BTW, $1600 a month is about $53.33 a day (30 day month), so I wouldn't exactly call her an expensive hooker.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
That is only the case if she puts out everyday of the week.
"A night sky full of cries. Hearts filled with lies. The contract: is it worth the price?"
Wonder if she can cook.
Oh, I'm sure of it. In fact, in another unlinkable article, her last John keep screaming. OH OH, OH,, NOW YOU'RE COOKIN.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
It averages out.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
If she puts out, who cares?
When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence. — GARY LLOYD
The nation we live in is the nation we have built by design, each successive generation raising the wall of tyranny a little higher. - Chris Griffin
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