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kc7jty
08-18-2011, 03:26 AM
A tenor.
N2NH
08-18-2011, 04:23 PM
I was thinking a he'd be a great juggler.

Now in the case of a contralto or falsetto...
KG4CGC
08-18-2011, 04:27 PM
Did you hear about the guy with five penises?

His pants fit like a glove!

rimshot!
badum dum!
kb2vxa
08-18-2011, 08:02 PM
"I just love a man with six discs." Sony advertizement.
NA4BH
08-19-2011, 11:35 AM
Two old women were sitting around discussing the male species

One of them says, What do you call a man that runs around on his wife?
The other one says, I would call him a fornicator

What do you call a man that stays out all night drinking and getting into trouble?
I would call him a no good bum

What would you call a man that makes sweet love for hours on end?
When I catch my breath, I call him honey
W3WN
08-19-2011, 01:55 PM
What do you call a guy with 10 balls?

The home team bat boy.

One of his duties is to give new baseballs to the umpire when the ump needs more.
KG4CGC
08-19-2011, 02:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrv1roq_gBw&feature=player_embedded
KC2UGV
08-19-2011, 02:24 PM
Lucky?
kb2vxa
08-19-2011, 11:24 PM
Speaking of umpires and baseballs, all new major league balls are rubbed with mud. So why then when a ball goes in the dirt does the ump toss the pitcher a new mud covered ball? FYI, that mud comes from an undisclosed swamp deep in the heart of Jersey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvN-NUtspA
KG4CGC
08-19-2011, 11:40 PM
Speaking of umpires and baseballs, all new major league balls are rubbed with mud. So why then when a ball goes in the dirt does the ump toss the pitcher a new mud covered ball? FYI, that mud comes from an undisclosed swamp deep in the heart of Jersey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvN-NUtspA
True story. Sweet gig too. Exclusivity beyond an oil baron's dream.
N2NH
08-19-2011, 11:41 PM
What do you call a guy with 10 balls?

The Waddler. Think about how he's gonna walk... (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/waddle)
W1GUH
08-22-2011, 02:19 PM
What's so special about that mud? (That they rub on baseballs)
kb2vxa
08-23-2011, 06:56 PM
Looking through a glass onion; here's another clue for you all, the walrus is Paul.

My tires were slashed and I almost crashed but the Lord had mercy
My machine she's a dud out stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Jersey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLxgkTYWE6U

Oh foo, yer lookin' fer sumpin serious now aren't you?

http://baseballrubbingmud.com/
ab1ga
08-23-2011, 08:45 PM
A tenor.

Nah, too high a register.

With that kind of tackle he'd be nothing less than a basso profundo.
WØTKX
08-24-2011, 07:02 AM
A bad golfer with deep pockets.
K7SGJ
08-24-2011, 09:47 AM
The Waddler. Think about how he's gonna walk... (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/waddle)

But if he tries to run, he would most likely be a bawler.