So my Republican bud calls me tonight

[kc7jty]

*Ring ring *
Him) Do you know a woman in your town won the 190 million $ lottery?
Me) Nah...I don't follow that chit
H) Her name is Holly Lahti, do you know her?
M) Nah
H) I want you to light up to her, she has 2 kids.
M) You're a nut, everyone will be coming on to her now
H) So what just look her up.
M) You're a nut

10 minutes later I hang up.
5 seconds later I realize he was serious about the lotto winner.

[KG4CGC]

Help me understand where he was going.

[kc7jty]

Help me understand where he was going.
all that glitters is money.

[KG4CGC]

all that glitters is money.
And republicans generally think everyone is stupid?

[kc7jty]

yep

[KJ3N]

And republicans generally think everyone is stupid?

Based on the mid-term elections, they're "right".

[PA5COR]

^lets hope that was a temporary lapse of memory...

[KJ3N]

^lets hope that was a temporary lapse of memory...

It's not. It's part and parcel of the short attention span that is the American electorate.

[W2NAP]

why would a single guy try and hook up with a chick with a ready made family? totally not worth it for no amount of money

[N2CHX]

why would a single guy try and hook up with a chick with a ready made family? totally not worth it for no amount of money

Why would a girl want to hook up with a guy who wasn't loaded? Totally not worth it for no amount of money.

[W2NAP]

Why would a girl want to hook up with a guy who wasn't loaded? Totally not worth it for no amount of money.

totally.

[KJ3N]

Why would a girl want to hook up with a guy who wasn't loaded?

You'd have to ask my wife that one. :dunno:

She's got most of the money. I've got very little to my name.

[W1GUH]

It's not. It's part and parcel of the short attention span that is the American electorate.

Been going on for decades.

[NQ6U]

why would a single guy try and hook up with a chick with a ready made family? totally not worth it for no amount of money

I dunno. $190 million could make up for a lot of things...

[KJ3N]

I dunno. $190 million could make up for a lot of things...

It would buy a lot of paper bags and flags.....

[NQ6U]

It would buy a lot of paper bags and flags.....

Not to mention pay someone to watch the woman's kids for you when you're sick of them.

[KG4CGC]

I'm a magic investment faery and I can triple your money! Yeah, they have boy faeries.
There was movie with Nicholas Cage where he gave some waitress a lottery ticket that was the big one. His soon to be ex-wife hooked up with some fat, Colonel Sanders looking dude who got her to sue the waitress and eventually weaseled the now ex out of everything.
Is that, what your republican friend thinks of people?
"Hey Bill, why don't you go up to this woman you've never heard of before and tell her you like her."
"How will that help you, my Republican Friend?"
"I want a finders fee payable to the RNC and a few other branches of the Teapublicans. All in my name of course!"

[N2CHX]

You'd have to ask my wife that one. :dunno:

She's got most of the money. I've got very little to my name.

I was giving a goofy response to a goofy [rhetorical?] question.

[W3WN]

Now c'mon, let's not go overboard on the politics here...

She's 29, single, and suddenly filthy rich. What's not to like?

[w3bny]

It would buy a lot of paper bags and flags.....

One monitor and a can of Diet Dr. Pepper. have been added to your "you owe bunneh" list.

[w3bny]

Now c'mon, let's not go overboard on the politics here...

She's 29, single, and suddenly filthy rich. What's not to like?

Dunno...probably she's some kind of kook...or crazy cat lady. >^..^<

[KG4CGC]

Now c'mon, let's not go overboard on the politics here...

She's 29, single, and suddenly filthy rich. What's not to like?
Stink foot?

[NQ6U]

Stink foot?

I dunno. $190 million could make up for a lot of things...

[NQ6U]

probably she's some kind of kook...or crazy cat lady. >^..^<

I dunno. $190 million could make up for a lot of things...

[N2CHX]

Stink foot?

For $190 million I would put up with stink foot. I might even pounce stinky muff for that much money.

[W2NAP]

Now c'mon, let's not go overboard on the politics here...

She's 29, single, and suddenly filthy rich. What's not to like?

if it wasnt for 2 kids. id totally be game, but im not into play daddy if i didnt make it i dont want to deal with it.

[N2CHX]

if it wasnt for 2 kids. id totally be game, but im not into play daddy if i didnt make it i dont want to deal with it.

And that attitude, my friend, is why you have never been laid and will become the next 40 year old virgin.

[KJ3N]

And that attitude, my friend, is why you have never been laid and will become the next 40 year old virgin.

:werd: :rofl: :rofl:

[KG4CGC]

saying you'd turn down a 29 y/o woman with $190million because she has two kids has to be trollish.
But let's face it, you will always be #3 in that household and the kids will likely make sure of that if the money does what it could do.

[w3bny]

I dunno. $190 million could make up for a lot of things...

except krazy beeznatch!

[kc7jty]

First he's pissed I don't buy lotto tics (he does). Then he's pissed this woman in my town hits 190 mil. I guess the only way to appease him is to hit a big one and give him half?

This is the same guy that thinks we should nuke Saudi Arabia and take their oil ("it's ours anyway").
I told him don't ever say that to anyone else they'll think you have a screw loose, so he says OK...you're right, we'll use conventional bombs.

....and he's NOT KIDDING!

[PA5COR]

Oh well, he's in good company, some presidents had the same idea's.

[ab1ga]

Neuter him, before he can propagate his kind.

73,

[KG4CGC]

If you did hit the lotto, would he sue you?

[kc7jty]

If you did hit the lotto, would he sue you?
No, giving him half would be expected.

[NQ6U]

No, giving him half would be expected.

If he won, would he give you half? Just askin'...

[KG4CGC]

No, giving him half would be expected.
Why? Did he save your life by sucking your dick one day because a snake bit you there?

[KG4CGC]

Over the top?

[NQ6U]

Over the top?

Well, yeah, of course it was. But that's never stopped you before.

Funny, too.

[KG4CGC]

Well, yeah, of course it was. But that's never stopped you before.

Funny, too.
I think maybe I may have surprised the hell out of Bill with that one coming from me. LOL!

[W2NAP]

And that attitude, my friend, is why you have never been laid and will become the next 40 year old virgin.

so be it. hell of alot better then dealing with baby daddy crap. kids you didnt make destroying all your stuff. oh and try and put rules down get told "your not my dad i dont have to listen to you" then get bitched out by mom cause there kid is running the streets at 2am, or didnt do this or that.

totally not worth the headache.

[KG4CGC]

so be it. hell of alot better then dealing with baby daddy crap. kids you didnt make destroying all your stuff. oh and try and put rules down get told "your not my dad i dont have to listen to you" then get bitched out by mom cause there kid is running the streets at 2am, or didnt do this or that.

totally not worth the headache.
You been watching Maury?

[N7RJD]

Why would a girl want to hook up with a guy who wasn't loaded? Totally not worth it for no amount of money.

I've known girls that I'd have to be loaded to hook up with.:lol:

[NQ6U]

so be it. hell of alot better then dealing with baby daddy crap. kids you didnt make destroying all your stuff. oh and try and put rules down get told "your not my dad i dont have to listen to you" then get bitched out by mom cause there kid is running the streets at 2am, or didnt do this or that.

totally not worth the headache.

I dunno. $190 million could make up for a lot of things...

[KJ3N]

I dunno. $190 million could make up for a lot of things...

Somebody give the vinyl player a shove.... it's stuck...

[KG4CGC]

Somebody give the vinyl player a shove.... it's stuck...
I dunno ...
$190 million could make up for a lot of things.
THIRD BASE!

[kc7jty]

Why? Did he save your life by sucking your dick one day because a snake bit you there?
close

[KG4CGC]

Oh. Sorry man. I guess I overstepped my boundaries.

[kc7jty]

Oh. Sorry man. I guess I overstepped my boundaries.
Not at all. You have surprising insight but there was no snake involved.

[W3WN]

if it wasnt for 2 kids. id totally be game, but im not into play daddy if i didnt make it i dont want to deal with it.

With that kind of moola, hiring a nanny should be no problem. We won't discuss the nanny's other, ah, duties at this time, but use your imagination...

[W3WN]

No, giving him half would be expected.

He works for the IRS?

[W3WN]

so be it. hell of alot better then dealing with baby daddy crap. kids you didnt make destroying all your stuff. oh and try and put rules down get told "your not my dad i dont have to listen to you" then get bitched out by mom cause there kid is running the streets at 2am, or didnt do this or that.

totally not worth the headache.
You need to find a better class of women.

[W3WN]

:werd: :rofl: :rofl:
With that kind of money? Not weird. Eccentric.

[W1GUH]

But throw in "communit property"...and the picture changes.

[kc7jty]

He works for the IRS?
No, but my sister does.

[kc7jty]

hiring a nanny should be no problem. We won't discuss the nanny's other, ah, duties at this time, but use your imagination...
Another girl is here for the nanny job, this one can play the guitar. Do you want me to interview her or do you want to do it again?
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9741/nannyv.png

[NQ6U]

"Interview?" Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[KG4CGC]

"Interview?" Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Naw, today it is called, "Smoosh Smoosh."

[W3WN]

Another girl is here for the nanny job, this one can play the guitar. Do you want me to interview her or do you want to do it again?
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9741/nannyv.png

Dagnabit! Underage again!

[W1GUH]

You need to find a better class of women.

Don't exist, at least in this country.

[KG4CGC]

Look at their role models now. On one side you have an Alaskan Soccer Mom who thinks more of herself than she's really worth and on the other you have a girl from New Jersey named Snookie who thinks she's all that and a bag of chips.
In either case, both suffer from vanity and overly narcissistic self image. Redundant perhaps but you get the picture.

[N8GAV]

Well guess what she is still married, and looks like her husband is wanting his 1/2.

[N2CHX]

You need to find a better class of women.

For real.

[N2CHX]

Don't exist, at least in this country.

We do, but certain classes of men aren't capable of seeing us.

[KJ3N]

We do, but certain classes of men aren't capable of seeing us.

That's not going to buff out easily.... :rofl: