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    So my Republican bud calls me tonight

    *Ring ring *
    Him) Do you know a woman in your town won the 190 million $ lottery?
    Me) Nah...I don't follow that chit
    H) Her name is Holly Lahti, do you know her?
    M) Nah
    H) I want you to light up to her, she has 2 kids.
    M) You're a nut, everyone will be coming on to her now
    H) So what just look her up.
    M) You're a nut

    10 minutes later I hang up.
    5 seconds later I realize he was serious about the lotto winner.

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    Help me understand where he was going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Help me understand where he was going.
    all that glitters is money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kc7jty View Post
    all that glitters is money.
    And republicans generally think everyone is stupid?

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    yep

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    And republicans generally think everyone is stupid?
    Based on the mid-term elections, they're "right".
    "People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs" -AD5MB

    "If someone tells you he believes in and talks to an invisible bunny named Harvey, you put him on medication and a regimen of therapy. If someone tells you he believes in and talks to God, well, that's perfectly acceptable. Why that's the case is impossible for me to fathom." - WP2XX



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    ^lets hope that was a temporary lapse of memory...
    "If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop
    telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
    “I’m not liberal/conservative, I’m anti-idiotarian.”
    At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution

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    Quote Originally Posted by PA5COR View Post
    ^lets hope that was a temporary lapse of memory...
    It's not. It's part and parcel of the short attention span that is the American electorate.
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    "If someone tells you he believes in and talks to an invisible bunny named Harvey, you put him on medication and a regimen of therapy. If someone tells you he believes in and talks to God, well, that's perfectly acceptable. Why that's the case is impossible for me to fathom." - WP2XX



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    why would a single guy try and hook up with a chick with a ready made family? totally not worth it for no amount of money
    I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by W2IBC View Post
    why would a single guy try and hook up with a chick with a ready made family? totally not worth it for no amount of money
    Why would a girl want to hook up with a guy who wasn't loaded? Totally not worth it for no amount of money.

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