*Ring ring *
Him) Do you know a woman in your town won the 190 million $ lottery?
Me) Nah...I don't follow that chit
H) Her name is Holly Lahti, do you know her?
M) Nah
H) I want you to light up to her, she has 2 kids.
M) You're a nut, everyone will be coming on to her now
H) So what just look her up.
M) You're a nut
10 minutes later I hang up.
5 seconds later I realize he was serious about the lotto winner.