WOULD YOU BLOW ME?

[NA4BH]

Seeing as how is the youngest's 21st birthday today. I ran across some one that would not eat birthday cake because the candles were blown out over the cake. Is that weird, or am I?

They claim the cake was spit upon during the candle ceremony.

[N7RJD]

I don't know. I left orders (more of a request) on my way into the canyon one day
recently that should I catch fire while up there (the canyon was on fire at the time...still is)
that I be stuck into a cute blond's birthday cake and tell her to blow me....out that is.

[K7SGJ]

Sure, but the candles burn at 7687 degrees Kelvin. It says right on the candle box it has a sterilization radius of pie squared. In your case it would obviously be cake squared. So the chance of getting sick or pregnant from contamination while performing a candle blow job is very slim.

[N8YX]

An electric candle blower will fix everything.

[n2ize]

next time use a fire extinguisher.

[KG4CGC]

Sure, but the candles burn at 7687 degrees Kelvin. It says right on the candle box it has a sterilization radius of pie squared. In your case it would obviously be cake squared. So the chance of getting sick or pregnant from contamination while performing a candle blow job is very slim.
Who's hindquarters did you pull those numbers out of?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Baker%20and%20Williamson/PlanckianLocus.png

[W4RLR]

My last birthday cake did not have candles, when my wife was told that lighting that many candles would require a permit from the Florida Department of Forestry.

[K7SGJ]

Who's hindquarters did you pull those numbers out of?

They are on the box, however my eyes are a little cloudy as I'm smokin a fatty in another thread. Might be a decimal in there, or hell, it might even be part of the manufacturers phone number.

[NA4BH]

They are on the box, however my eyes are a little cloudy as I'm smokin a fatty in another thread. Might be a decimal in there, or hell, it might even be part of the manufacturers phone number.

It's all in how your sausage is rolled. :lol: :lol:

[K7SGJ]

My last birthday cake did not have candles, when my wife was told that lighting that many candles would require a permit from the Florida Department of Forestry.

On my last birthday, my wife said f the wax candles, and made me a cake with napalm icing. By the time they finished singing happy birthday, I had 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.

[kc7jty]

http://www.mormonmesoamerica.com/Bellows.jpg
sure, you're good for a blow job.

[KG4CGC]

They are on the box, however my eyes are a little cloudy as I'm smokin a fatty in another thread. Might be a decimal in there, or hell, it might even be part of the manufacturers phone number.
I was wondering because I'm blanking, having a short, sense of humor-wise, this eve. I was looking at color temps for lighting and how those effects are more profound in photography. Not that I care to do much studio stuff but for straight up object, textbook type, example photography I go with 6500K. It is readily available too in daylight CFL bulbs and is an excellent range to use for digital. Now if you are going to get into the artsy stuff, you just use whatever and take as many shots as it takes.
I'd offer my resume at this point but I lack any real temporal education.

He is something totally unrelated. (http://www.bookrags.com/tandf/editing-temporal-relations-tf/)

[ki4itv]

Sure, but the candles burn at 7687 degrees Kelvin. It says right on the candle box it has a sterilization radius of pie squared. In your case it would obviously be cake squared. So the chance of getting sick or pregnant from contamination while performing a candle blow job is very slim.

Righteous!... an absolutely genuine and wonderful observation. I don't care what the rest of 'em say. This time.

[NA4BH]

I was wondering because I'm blanking, having a short, sense of humor-wise, this eve. I was looking at color temps for lighting and how those effects are more profound in photography. Not that I care to do much studio stuff but for straight up object, textbook type, example photography I go with 6500K. It is readily available too in daylight CFL bulbs and is an excellent range to use for digital. Now if you are going to get into the artsy stuff, you just use whatever and take as many shots as it takes.
I'd offer my resume at this point but I lack any real temporal education.

He is something totally unrelated. (http://www.bookrags.com/tandf/editing-temporal-relations-tf/)

You forgot to say HELLO. :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

You know I am having fun with you. (I hope)

[KG4CGC]

You forgot to say HELLO. :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

You know I am having fun with you. (I hope)
Eww! I smell burnt hair.
Are those candles still going?

[NA4BH]

Fajita-esque.

[N2CHX]

Mr. Valentine's dead, but he still loves to party. He's always the last one to leave.
He hangs down his head and he cries like a baby when the band pla-- Wait! Wrong thread! Sorry.

[ki4itv]

It's OK Kelli, we all do it.:stickpoke:

[WA4TM]

Eww! I smell burnt hair.
Are those candles still going?

No, he's just walking too fast!!

[KA5PIU]

Hello.

3307
In Islam Birthday parties are prohibited.
In fact there are still quite a few Arabs from the Middle East who are really not all that sure of when they were born.
So, what do I think of this?
3308

[KG4CGC]

Hello.

3307
In Islam Birthday parties are prohibited.
In fact there are still quite a few Arabs from the Middle East who are really not all that sure of when they were born.
So, what do I think of this?
3308
All the Muslim kids I knew had BD parties.

[WØTKX]

Temporal Blow Job.

http://www.shootbank.net/photos/674.medium.jpg

[W3MIV]

An electric candle blower will fix everything.

So will a new guest list, and it is cheaper.

[W4RLR]

I won a hair styling once in a radio station contest back in 1973, back when I had a head full of hair. I took my girlfriend's sister along to the styling appointment. When the stylist, whose first language was not English, asked me if I wanted a "blow job", I thought I was going to swallow my tongue. My girlfriend's sister told me the look on my face was priceless.

[W2NAP]

damn i havent had a bday cake in a about 2 decades

[NA4BH]

damn i havent had a bday cake in a about 2 decades

So when is your birthday?

[w6tmi]

So when is your birthday?


Oh that was obviously more then 2 decades ago!

:stickpoke:

[NA4BH]

Oh that was obviously more then 2 decades ago!

:stickpoke:

I can only say that you are correct. I need to read better. :lol: :lol:

[W2NAP]

bday is months past.. months away from the next

maybe i could get a IC-9100 for a present

[NA4BH]

bday is months past.. months away from the next

maybe i could get a IC-9100 for a present

And it is when?

[W2NAP]

10 march

[N2CHX]

10 march

LOL, you joined this forum on your birthday.

[W2NAP]

yes i did. i forget how i found this place. ether i just stumbled onto it or someone at zedland dropped the link in a post.