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    Island Godfather NA4BH's Avatar
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    WOULD YOU BLOW ME?

    Seeing as how is the youngest's 21st birthday today. I ran across some one that would not eat birthday cake because the candles were blown out over the cake. Is that weird, or am I?

    They claim the cake was spit upon during the candle ceremony.
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    I don't know. I left orders (more of a request) on my way into the canyon one day
    recently that should I catch fire while up there (the canyon was on fire at the time...still is)
    that I be stuck into a cute blond's birthday cake and tell her to blow me....out that is.

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    Sure, but the candles burn at 7687 degrees Kelvin. It says right on the candle box it has a sterilization radius of pie squared. In your case it would obviously be cake squared. So the chance of getting sick or pregnant from contamination while performing a candle blow job is very slim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    Sure, but the candles burn at 7687 degrees Kelvin. It says right on the candle box it has a sterilization radius of pie squared. In your case it would obviously be cake squared. So the chance of getting sick or pregnant from contamination while performing a candle blow job is very slim.
    Who's hindquarters did you pull those numbers out of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Who's hindquarters did you pull those numbers out of?
    They are on the box, however my eyes are a little cloudy as I'm smokin a fatty in another thread. Might be a decimal in there, or hell, it might even be part of the manufacturers phone number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    They are on the box, however my eyes are a little cloudy as I'm smokin a fatty in another thread. Might be a decimal in there, or hell, it might even be part of the manufacturers phone number.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    They are on the box, however my eyes are a little cloudy as I'm smokin a fatty in another thread. Might be a decimal in there, or hell, it might even be part of the manufacturers phone number.
    I was wondering because I'm blanking, having a short, sense of humor-wise, this eve. I was looking at color temps for lighting and how those effects are more profound in photography. Not that I care to do much studio stuff but for straight up object, textbook type, example photography I go with 6500K. It is readily available too in daylight CFL bulbs and is an excellent range to use for digital. Now if you are going to get into the artsy stuff, you just use whatever and take as many shots as it takes.
    I'd offer my resume at this point but I lack any real temporal education.

    He is something totally unrelated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    I was wondering because I'm blanking, having a short, sense of humor-wise, this eve. I was looking at color temps for lighting and how those effects are more profound in photography. Not that I care to do much studio stuff but for straight up object, textbook type, example photography I go with 6500K. It is readily available too in daylight CFL bulbs and is an excellent range to use for digital. Now if you are going to get into the artsy stuff, you just use whatever and take as many shots as it takes.
    I'd offer my resume at this point but I lack any real temporal education.

    He is something totally unrelated.
    You forgot to say HELLO. :rofl: :rofl:

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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    Sure, but the candles burn at 7687 degrees Kelvin. It says right on the candle box it has a sterilization radius of pie squared. In your case it would obviously be cake squared. So the chance of getting sick or pregnant from contamination while performing a candle blow job is very slim.
    Righteous!... an absolutely genuine and wonderful observation. I don't care what the rest of 'em say. This time.
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    An electric candle blower will fix everything.
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