I KNOW WHAT THEIR SECRET IS

[NA4BH]

As I was flying back into Atlanta, I was looking out the window and saw a very strange sight. It was a corn field that was sculpted into a maze. The maze had a theme. They are being very tight lipped about the creation, so will I. Check this place out. They do something different each year.

Southern Belle Farms (http://www.southernbellefarm.com/cornfieldMaze.php)

Check back with them to see how the field turned out. All I can say is DAYUMM.....


Check out their previous year mazes too.

[KG4CGC]

Ever have sex in a corn field?

[N2NH]

Ever have sex in a corn field?

Nope. Sounds like it involves corn. I'd prefer corn oil...

[KG4CGC]

Nope. Sounds like it involves corn. I'd prefer corn oil...
The corn does ... watch. Imagine all the corn you've eaten in your life that's seen sex.

[NA4BH]

That would make it some fscking good corn........ RIGHT? :lol: :lol:

[N2NH]

That would make it some fscking good corn........ RIGHT? :lol: :lol:

Sounds like corn fish to me. But I've been told I have a one track mind...

[KG4CGC]

That would make it some fscking good corn........ RIGHT? :lol: :lol::giggity:
:bbh:

[NA4BH]

Or would it be ..................... Wait for it....................


Cream Corn?

[W3WN]

Ever have sex in a corn field?No, but my ex-father-in-law never grew corn.

He did have some nice hay fields, but the now-ex always chickened out. Which made me wonder why she would suggest it in the first place.

BTW, if you ever plan to have sex on the beach (assuming that you don't already know this, of course) bring a blanket. Otherwise sand gets into everywhere and everything, and I do mean everywhere and everything. It's a real headache to rinse it ALL out...

[N2NH]

Or would it be ..................... Wait for it....................


Cream Corn?

I think you and Charles just put off corn for a week or two. Especially after reading the Sue and the Gang thread on the ZED.

[W3WN]

Or would it be ..................... Wait for it....................

Cream Corn?
I think after over 30 years, I can reveal the secret pass phrase and pass word my old frat used for our ceremonial meetings...

Q: Cream in your coffee?
A: Not lately.

[N7RJD]

Ever have sex in a corn field?

Isn't that where children of the corn come from?

[N7RJD]

The corn does ... watch. Imagine all the corn you've eaten in your life that's seen sex.

You mean heard sex. Corn comes in ears, not eyes.

[KG4CGC]

You mean heard sex. Corn comes in ears, not eyes.
and that's why they call me, "the set up guy."

[N7RJD]

As I was flying back into Atlanta, I was looking out the window and saw a very strange sight. It was a corn field that was sculpted into a maze. The maze had a theme. They are being very tight lipped about the creation, so will I. Check this place out. They do something different each year.

Southern Belle Farms (http://www.southernbellefarm.com/cornfieldMaze.php)

Check back with them to see how the field turned out. All I can say is DAYUMM.....


Check out their previous year mazes too.

Pretty A-Maze-Ing if you ask me.

[N7RJD]

Wow! This thread was just begging for my corny jokes.

[kc7jty]

they make more $$$ making people dizzy than selling the corn.

[W4RLR]

I think after over 30 years, I can reveal the secret pass phrase and pass word my old frat used for our ceremonial meetings...

Q: Cream in your coffee?
A: Not lately.That's the same pass phrase used in MY fraternity. Perhaps you be a brother of Tau Epsilon Phi?

[KA5PIU]

Hello.

The trick is to go to google earth.

[N8YX]

Say what you will, but every time someone brings up this game it draws a snicker:

http://www.ajjcornhole.com/what-is-cornhole.php

[N2CHX]

Corny thread is corny.

[N8YX]

Careful or you'll get this guy excited:

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/Cornholio.jpg

[n0iu]

BTW, if you ever plan to have sex on the beach (assuming that you don't already know this, of course) bring a blanket. Otherwise sand gets into everywhere and everything, and I do mean everywhere and everything. It's a real headache to rinse it ALL out...

Why don't women like to drink beer on the beach???

Because they get sand in their Schlitz!

http://graphics2.jsonline.com/graphics/bym/img/apr08/schlitz_040808_big.jpg

[WØTKX]

The corn does ... watch. Imagine all the corn you've eaten in your life that's seen sex.

De-tasslers get even by removing the corn's naughty parts.

[W3WN]

That's the same pass phrase used in MY fraternity. Perhaps you be a brother of Tau Epsilon Phi?No. Alpha Epsilon Pi.

Didn't hear from them for over 20 years, then I suddenly start getting "sample" magazines, and phone calls, and letters reminding me of the bonds of brotherhood. And, oh yes, a small donation would be nice, especially if it had four figures to the left of the decimal point.

Nice.

I took advantage of buying this QTH to return some of their letters marked "moved, no forwarding address." Haven't heard from them since.

[n0iu]

That's the same pass phrase used in MY fraternity. Perhaps you be a brother of Tau Epsilon Phi?

I was in that gambling fraternity.... Delta Dekka Cards!

And NEVER call your fraternity a "frat"... would you call your country a.....

Oh, nevermind!

[W1GUH]

Gotta try to climb outta the gutta (but just for a second)...Two words....Crop Circle!!!!!


OK...back to the gutter.

Another reply to the "Cream in your Coffee?" question would be...

"You hadn't better!!!!!"



Finally - get that guy some Oleo!!!!

On...and re: corn cobs and sex....just read about that in Faulkner's Sanctuary

And then there's the travelling salesman joke...but for that one we'll have to repair to the Rumpus Room.

[NA4BH]

Hello.

The trick is to go to google earth.

Post the picture from Google Earth that you saw........ Let's see how current it is. If you have the latest maze picture, I will let you know.

[KG4CGC]

How often is Google Earth updated?

[NA4BH]

Every century

[W4RLR]

I was in that gambling fraternity.... Delta Dekka Cards!

"Signa Phi Nothing"
"Tappa Kegga Bru"

[kf0rt]

Post the picture from Google Earth that you saw........ Let's see how current it is. If you have the latest maze picture, I will let you know.

Here's what I found...
http://goo.gl/maps/NnPy

[kf0rt]

How often is Google Earth updated?

They say every 1-3 years.

[NA4BH]

The secret is out. Here it is.

http://southernbellefarm.com/news/2010/09/14/a-mazing-bobby-cox-tribute/

[W3WN]

"Signa Phi Nothing"
"Tappa Kegga Bru"
I Etta Beta

I Tappa Key

[K7SGJ]

Thoughta Phelta Thei