No. Sorry. Not possible. For that story to be true, your wife would have to be my mother-in-law, and I KNOW that you aren't my father-in-law...

Hmmm. Maybe she's a distant relative?

Ever since my diagnosis, my m-i-l keeps pushing ice cream, cake (heavily iced), brownies, you name it... and the guilt trip, always the guilt trip.

And to even consider having a sugar-free dessert option available... somehow, it never happens.

Of course, when the family is over at our house for something, the kids devour the sugar-free cakes, cupcakes, brownies, cookies, whatever. I've learned not to stock up until afterwards, as they'll clean me out.

(And for those of you familiar with the side-effects of certain "sugar alcohol" candies that are eaten in excess... yup. That I hear about, from my m-i-l & my sister-in-law. Of course, at the time the kids are stuffing their faces, I'm politely, or not so politely, told that I'm not allowed to tell the little darlings what to do...)