Electric Motorcycles?

[KB3LAZ]

Zero's offerings have a bit to go before I would consider them an equivalent of a gas-powered cycle of the same power rating but they're fast approaching that point.

We rode the Vectrix scooters several years ago at a motorcycle event. If our workplaces had charger ports readily available in the parking lot we would commute exclusively on them, weather permitting:

http://www.vectrix.com/index.php

Again with the prices...If the point is to commute and save money I cant justify the price. A gas powered Scooter still gets great mpg for a fraction of the price.

[KG4CGC]

Electrics may be nice but there is something about that gas engine that really sets the pace for that feeling of rugged power

It makes your penis bigger too!

[NA4BH]

It makes your penis bigger too!

I hear it has to do with the carburetor location and placement thereof.

[NQ6U]

The bigger the bike, the bigger it makes your penis. Any Harley owner will tell you that.

[NA4BH]

The bigger the bike, the bigger it makes your penis. Any Harley owner will tell you that.

So that's why they don't have mufflers...... I get it now

No, really I do get it now

[KB3LAZ]

The bigger the bike, the bigger it makes your penis. Any Harley owner will tell you that.

Really? How much bigger? I thought it made your balls heavier? :P Seriously though, said specifications on some of the above listed bikes would cause me to break the law when Pilar and I are both on them. In fact, its the reason I cant get a 125 because they are meant for a normal sized adult or two midgets.

However, again, as I said its a savings thing. When they are in range of saving me where I do not have to wait 5 years to see the savings it becomes worth it. Until then I will stick with 70-90mpg at 1/3 of the initial investment. Some of those listed, in particular the ones that would meet my needs exceed 15,000$. I can get two nice bikes that get 74+MPG for 11k.

[KG4CGC]

So that's why they don't have mufflers...... I get it now

No, really I do get it now

Mufflers and hindquarters?

[NA4BH]

Mufflers and hindquarters?

No, fried eggs and chainsaws.

[KG4CGC]

No, fried eggs and chainsaws.

Well, it's actually:

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

Oh My
Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.)

And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're callin' again.

(The following are alternate endings)

They're callin' again.
Good night, Seattle, we love you.
What is a boy to do. Good night.
Frasier has left the building.
Thank You!
Scambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do. Goodnight, everybody.
See you next year, we love ya.

[NA4BH]

I coulda said all that, but I'm a little postprandial right now.

Oh, and it was $5.00 pitcher night tonight.