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Yeah...I'm a furry...Deal with it!
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position,
they can't find the momentum...
When they have the momentum,
they can't find the position!
Last edited by WØTKX; 01-04-2012 at 10:40 AM.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Because they look like this guy: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c7...y/b2e8d7a9.jpg
He looks a lot like this guy
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
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Hmmm, I see the resemblance there.
"Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?"
I think you were thinking of the uncertainty principle so try this.
Because when they know where it is they don't know when it is, when they know when it is they don't know where it is. Mostly the latter.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.
He had a corrosive personality.chemist walks into a bar and says "barkeep, I would like a refreshing glass of h2o" Drunkie next to him says "I would like a refreshing h2o too" then he died.
When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence. — GARY LLOYD
The nation we live in is the nation we have built by design, each successive generation raising the wall of tyranny a little higher. - Chris Griffin
More like reactive. Possibly bubbly.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Mad Dog! Mad Dog!
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Like a foamy badger...but with organic oxidizers!
Yeah...I'm a furry...Deal with it!
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive.
In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative
is still a negative.”
“However,” he pointed out, “there is no language wherein a
double positive can form a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah. Right.”
cul de n8tb
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"There are no differences but differences of degree between different degrees of difference and no difference."--William James
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." Victor J. Stenger
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