See OP:
"This thread is what you'd like to reply when you read those ever-present questions!!!"
Duh, missed that totally. I thought that remark seemed sort of out of character and un-Island-like.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.