All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
I just got my first and only HT........ my 22 year old Yaesu FT-470..... it only has a tiny amount of dust collecting on it
Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt! :roll:
Walk and Talk like a Canajun!!
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
I was actually kinda going the direction of the beerfest quote lol
Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4.
"People LOVE controversy and conflict. Especially hams..." -- WU9G
"Mostly just attention whores whoring for attention." -- KC4CGC
"Don't take your ham radio too seriously." --N2CHX
Radio shack: "You've got questions? We've got blank stares...."
rotary phone is sexy
I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!
Two GIs stationed in Japan:
I'm tired of the usual Japanese massage, a girl walking around on my back, is there anything better?
Oh yes, (he hands him a piece of paper) go to this house and ask for a wax job.
What's a wax job?
You'll find out, just go.
OK, I'm off.
He goes to the house, asks for a wax job, is led upstairs to a room with the usual table, towels and a girl who tells him to undress and lie on his back on the table. She then puts a towel over his face and begins.
OK GI, I give you wax job now.
She gives him a great massage, he's wondering what's next as she beings to massage his member with the usual result. There's a pause as she picks up a couple of bricks and walks back. With one in each hand she slams them together with his member between...
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE WAX FLY OUT OF HIS EARS!
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.