• How is a drum solo like a sneeze? You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.


  • What do you call a bunch of kids with drums? Jerry's Kids.


  • What has three legs and an asshole? A drum stool.


  • What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer? Back up.


  • What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!


  • What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA? "Would you like fries with that sir?"
  • What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians? A drummer..
  • How can you tell when a drummer is at your door? The knocking speeds up.
  • Why do bands have bass players? To translate for the drummer.
  • Why did the metal drummer stare at a frozen juice can? Because it said "concentrate".
  • What do you call a kid with a drumkit? A poster child for birth control.
  • What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? One will mature and make money.
  • How do you get a drummer to play accellerando? Ask him to play a steady beat.
  • What do you call a drummer with only half a brain? Over-qualified.
  • Why did the drummer have 18 kids? He wasn't too good at the rhythm method.
  • Why is a drum machine better than a drummer? Because a drum machine can keep good time and it won't sleep with your girlfriend.
  • Why did Giacomo Casanova take drum lessons? He wanted to learn the rhythm method.
  • How can you tell when a drummer is at your door? The knocking speeds up.