Phone rings at my desk this morning, shortly after 8 AM. Since I'm the "early guy" in the IT Department, I get all calls at this hour.

Caller ID is from an outfit I've never heard of, "IT World Services" or something like that. 400 area code. So I have a pretty good idea of what's coming.

"Good morning, IT. How can I help you?"
(Thick Indian accent)"Hello, is this the IT Department?"
Oh, brother, a real winner here. "Yes. How can I help you?"
"Could I have your name?"
"No." Obviously I'm not lifting a fingernail to help this cold caller. But he continues with the script.
"I'd like to talk to you about your wife phones."
"My what?"
"Wife phones!" (Getting agitated)
"Wife phones? Am I hearing your right?"
"Wife phones! W I F I phones!"
Oh, boy.
"We don't have any wife phones. We have analog phones, digital phones, and IP phones, but no wife phones."
"I see. Can I email you information about our wife phones? We have all types available!"
I'd had enough at this point. "No, thank you, We are not interested, Please remove our number and don't call back."
"But I must talk to you about wife phones!"
"No. Goodbye!"

The boss and our website admin both broke up laughing when I told them the story.

Wife phones. That's a new one.