Ladies and Gentlemen! Elvis... has just... left.. the Building!

Wholly smokes; I was afraid this was going into OT. That, or Jean Claude Van Damme was working security in Nashville (although that may be too subtle a joke for most)
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RIght before he left work on Friday, one of the co-owners of my company said to the entire IT staff (we sit outside his office) that he was personally going to Nashville to "bring the f*****g thing home myself!" (He is a minority owner of the Penguins)

Wow. Things are going to be wild on the South Side tonight.

Wonder how long it will be before the Stanley Cup ends up in the bottom of Mario's pool... again?