It's almost 2:00 AM here and some imbesol is setting off fireworks outside.
It's almost 2:00 AM here and some imbesol is setting off fireworks outside.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
*ssholes are universal....
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Around here they play nice and observe the curfew. And as long as your stuff stays on your property, no one cares.
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
This type of stuff rarely happens around here. My guess is someone came home after having one too many and stumbled across their cache of leftover works from July 4th.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
BTW it stopped about 30 minutes after I posted this. Either he ran out of works or else the cops paid him a friendly visit.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
"It's almost 2:00 AM here and some imbesol is setting off fireworks outside."
So why tell us?
"Not gun play?"
When I lived in Lizardbreath (Elizabeth, NJ) it was gun serious!
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My father-in-law tells the story of the time, many many moons ago (the Boss was still in High School, so this is beyond the statute of limitations) he'd gotten his hands on a small stash of fireworks, and decided to set them off in the back, backyard behind his house for the 4th. (The back third of the property was left wooded, it's a strip of green behind the entire street)
What he didn't learn until much later... several of the neighbors called the cops over "someone up in the woods" setting them off. So the cops, knowing the layout, started approaching -- some from one end, some from the other. They hoped that one group or the other would catch the "perp" in the act.
Well, their place is around the middle. So after he was done, he simply went back down the hill and went inside. A few (and I do mean a few) moments later, the cops converged... but since they hadn't caught him in the act, they couldn't prove that he was the one setting them off!
He never did it again. At least, not that he owns up to...
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