So, the boss has been bugging me for months to "do something" with the VCR, since it's been acting up... and frankly has been cranky for awhile.

Finally gave in to the nagging. Shopped around, saw that Best Buy & WallyWorldMart only have VCR/DVD combo units. Found a decent one, went online, found it for less on Amazon -- and then used a $50 gift card that was an '09 Christmas gift, so that I didn't pay more than a couple of bucks, plus tax and shipping.

Unit arrives Friday. Boss asks what's in the box. I show her. I get a strange look.

Hook it up Saturday morning. Works like a champ, better than the old one. Still get the strange look, so obviously I've done something wrong.

"I can't believe you bought a new VCR!"
"I don't understand; you've been asking me for months to do just that!"
"Yes, but we need to remodel the kitchen!"

I do as I'm asked. I spend less than $40. And I'm in trouble because I didn't put that towards a $12,000 kitchen remodel.

I give up.