Have you ever wanted to thrash, destroy and, pitch something off the roof of the tallest building in sight?
That's how I feel about my HP Officejet All-In-One Printer/Scanner/Fax Machine. This is not a "one-off" problem, this printer is a replacement for a previous HP Officejet machine (same printer, upgraded model number and new skins) that had the same idiosyncrecies.
I have gone through the Troubleshooting procedures using their Find-and-Fix application associated with the program but, this is just more Mental Masturbation than it is of fixing the problem.
I'm just walking away from it for awhile.