Okay... it's tuning now. I went outside and yanked on the legs of the antenna a few times. One side was also very slack so I tightened it up a bit. Now I'm able to tune out the swr. There might have been a bunch of wet leaves or something laying on the feed point and throwing the whole thing out of resonance. It's been EXTREMELY wet here. The feed point is about 70 feet up and very hard to see. If I run some real power into it it might make some fireworks up there.

Now I just gotta put the Dow Key back in line and I should be able to get on the aire.