Dude, she is my mom...Originally Posted by kf0rt
Dude, she is my mom...Originally Posted by kf0rt
"A night sky full of cries. Hearts filled with lies. The contract: is it worth the price?"
Originally Posted by KB3LAZ
Your honor, I withdraw the question.![]()
I'll also withdraw the question but insist that the shock value of the joke makes it funny.
I was working with a guy, about 26 he was. He was telling me about being at his mom's house with a date when his mom arrived home and started making out with her date on the couch when he walked in on them. He was naked and his mom and her date were half naked. SURPRISE!
Anyway he tells me the whole embarrassing story and how he got kicked out in the end, yada yada .. .. ..
Moment of silence ... then I said, "So is your mom hot?"
After the initial shock wore off, he started calling me "Kelso."
See, it is not so bad when it is not my mom that we are talking about.
"A night sky full of cries. Hearts filled with lies. The contract: is it worth the price?"
I graduated high school in '78. Not a bad year at all, if I do say so.
i wasnt alive yet in 1978
I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!
damn, i was 12 in 1978.Originally Posted by KB3LAZ
a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
In 1978 I was a hippie who believed he could change the world. And, some things did change for the better. But not enough.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
:monkeydance: Gradgiated in '74 :monkeydance:
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"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman