Quote Originally Posted by kc7jty
If I go to Europe, France maybe, and enjoy some really good soft ripened cheese or some funky old salami, the stuff that is strictly forbidden here, will I get busted when I get back, just like if I went to Thailand and had sex with a little girl?
Why in the hell would you eat old salami? Just put it under your bed for a month or two and then you will have forbidden meat? :sick