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    About the "Rumpus Room" Forum

    Some topics just don't interest the majority of our members, but we don't want to dictate content, so here's the new place to put outrageous, absurd, offensive, and plain stupid thread topics. Now, those who don't want to wade through these sorts of discussions in our "General Chat" forum don't have to.

    Rules remain the same, and may tighten up if things get out of hand in here.

    As always, comments are welcome!
    QAnon / GOP Republicans mentally lack the necessary intelligence to even tell a decent lie (Ex: A cabal of Satanic, cannibalistic pedophiles run a global child sex trafficking ring and conspired against former President Dotard dRUMPf during his term in office... Jewish space lasers, etc.). What in the hell makes anyone believe these melon heads can actually govern?

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    wtf is a rumpus room?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    wtf is a rumpus room?
    Read the first post of the thread.
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    Oh, heck, I'm sure you'll figure that out real quick, eh?

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    lol gumby!

    thats great, havent seen a gumby episode in decades!

    mst3k is awesome too

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    1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana,
    press the hash key..."

    2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
    The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

    3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
    find any.

    4. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
    couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are
    too high."

    5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

    6. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
    "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
    can't, I've cut your arms off".

    7. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

    8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
    craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak
    and heat it.

    9. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with
    hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

    10. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc
    says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

    11. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That
    sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common? " "It's not unusual."

    12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there
    anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at
    him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
    Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's
    cross-eyed? " "No, because he's really heavy"

    13. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball
    stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."

    14. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

    15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

    16. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give
    me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for
    it.'

    17. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
    people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my
    dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I
    think it's Colin.

    18. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid,
    the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one
    off.

    19. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They
    left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was
    nice."

    20. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several
    places" The doctor said, "Well don't go to those places"

    21. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small
    two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue
    workers have recovered 1,826 bodies so far and expect that number to
    climb as digging continues into the night.

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    So, do you suppose Ron Jeremy and Pudding Pops will end up cellies?

    Like that post was...
    Moving on, my posts are not helpful

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    Quote Originally Posted by WZ7U View Post
    So, do you suppose Ron Jeremy and Pudding Pops will end up cellies?
    So do you suppose you brought back this thread because of the word "sticky"?

    Icky.
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    Mostly icky. I met Ron in our younger days when I was a parking lot exit tolls cashier at Newark (NJ) International airport. I met many celebrities that way. He was living in Philadelphia at the time, why he didn't fly out of there I have no idea, but seeing him up close and personal I wonder how such a little round person resembling Bib the Michelin Man only much shorter could be a porn star. Now he's a balding wrinkle bag in La La Land, and he had a manager??? Then there's the Pudding Pops man, does he really talk like that?
    "The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
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