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Thread: CB'ers versus Chickenbanders.

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    CB'ers versus Chickenbanders.

    Ok, so maybe not all CB'ers are Chickenbanders. Let's explore --

    A CB'er owns a President Fillmore or whatever.
    A Chickenbander has a Yaesu 1000MP modded for 27 MHz operation

    A CB'er ratchetjaws on channels 1 thru 40, crystal controlled.
    A Chickenbander might use channels 1 thru 40, but also jaw jacks with duck pluckas in the "free band" and on "the cotton pickin' 10 meters HAM channel."

    A CB'er studies for his ham test. Might go no higher than NCT, but at least he cracks a book or two.
    A Chickenbander displays his jealousy of hammies, hamsters, ham nerds, and stuck up "HAM" operators.

    A CB'er runs 5 watts, or whatever the PEP limit on SSB is.
    A Chickenbander runs enough power to light up Milwaukee for a long Winter evening.

    A CB'er will chew out a cotton picker that doesn't ask for the break before keying up.
    A Chickenbander will settle the matter with busted knuckles and cracked skulls behind the Burger King.

    A CB'er will simply ignore your request for directions and roadside assistance on Channel 19.
    A Chickenbander will key up and step on you when you ask for help, and make fun of your "College Boy accent."

    A CB'er will get his NCT, but still declare his loyalty to CB, where at least he can still work some DX.
    A Chickenbander will wait until the code requirement goes away, then guess his way to a General Class ticket and bring CB to the ham bands. HAW!
    Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT!
    Guess where? CHICKEN HAIR!
    Guess why? CHICKEN PIE!
    Guess who? CHICKEN POO!
    QSL, there! Fine business, hi hi.
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    AUUUDIO! AUUUDIO! AUDIO-AUDIO-AUUUDIO!!

    CB'ers have Turner mikes.
    Chickenbanders have roger beeps and echo boxes.
    “The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
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    CB'ers live in trailers.
    Chickenbanders live in ratty, beat up trailers.

    Haw!
    Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT!
    Guess where? CHICKEN HAIR!
    Guess why? CHICKEN PIE!
    Guess who? CHICKEN POO!
    QSL, there! Fine business, hi hi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by w3sy
    CB'ers live in trailers.
    Chickenbanders live in ratty, beat up trailers.

    Haw!
    You sound like a fruity college boy, SY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N3ATS
    Quote Originally Posted by w3sy
    CB'ers live in trailers.
    Chickenbanders live in ratty, beat up trailers.

    Haw!
    You sound like a fruity college boy, SY.
    Tain foar --- all those multi-syllable words.

    No damn WONDER I couldn't get anyone to respond to calls for assistance on channel 19. Haw!
    Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT!
    Guess where? CHICKEN HAIR!
    Guess why? CHICKEN PIE!
    Guess who? CHICKEN POO!
    QSL, there! Fine business, hi hi.
    *** RESPECT MY AUTHORITY! ***

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    10-9?!?!?!?!? :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by w3sy
    CB'ers live in trailers.
    Chickenbanders live in ratty, beat up trailers.

    Haw!
    Sounds like a ham I've seen on da ZED - who'd have a meltdown if he saw this.


    I wonder if there are any Charlie Chickenhamsters too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by N2NH
    Quote Originally Posted by w3sy
    CB'ers live in trailers.
    Chickenbanders live in ratty, beat up trailers.

    Haw!
    Sounds like a ham I've seen on da ZED - who'd have a meltdown if he saw this.


    I wonder if there are any Charlie Chickenhamsters too?
    I guess a Charlie Chickenhamster might be a dood who got a ham ticket -- well, maybe an NCT anyway -- but still holds a strong, passionate loyalty to CB... And gets his nuts in a knot anytime somebody makes fun of CB.

    I think I've heard this species on the cotton pickin' 2 meter CB -- WHOOPS! -- FM repeaters! HAW!
    Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT!
    Guess where? CHICKEN HAIR!
    Guess why? CHICKEN PIE!
    Guess who? CHICKEN POO!
    QSL, there! Fine business, hi hi.
    *** RESPECT MY AUTHORITY! ***

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